world’s okayest friend
remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
Hey Dude, I think your beard is on backwards.
not-racist-deactivated20140306 asked: Bitch you gon call me ugly when you're fuckin BLACK? Lmaoooooo shit son you ugly by default the baby Jesus gave you some bad cards in your hand in the game of life like shit I can be pretty if I don't make faces but you'll always be a dirty jiggaboo. Go find some bleach and lemme know when you fix that nasty complexion of yours. Y'all look like a pile of dog shit.
lets not play this “game of life”.
I win you lose
Slap It is a “cheeky” way to bring a bit of fun into your daily life while also lightening up your room. Designed by London-based designer Joseph Begley, the glowing ass cheeks let you squeeze, pinch, or slap your way to having them light up with a warm color.
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