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Anonymous asked: When I first met my step-mom, I pretended to be mentally challenged. My dad is in on the joke. It's been almost a month of pretending, and I feel like it's gone on too long to tell her the truth. What should I do?


Answer:

You’re a piece of shit and so is your dad.

Although your step-mom is also challenged if she’s fallen for it, probably. Milk it, I guess. When your dad inevitably gets tired of her you can reveal the truth to her along with the divorce and then bask in the fact that you and your dad are soulless freaks and probably ruined that poor woman’s life.

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iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

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vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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senatorbooty:

hellabiafra:

uh NEWSFLASH POOR PEOPLE, if you want better public transportation maybe u should learn to drive….kthxbai :3

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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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