I'm a college student in Alabama and that's about as interesting as it gets.

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(via catpun)

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queenkatiee:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

kendallthedino
oh my god

queenkatiee:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

kendallthedino
oh my god

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via heuristichealth)

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via lickitungz)

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Anonymous asked: When I first met my step-mom, I pretended to be mentally challenged. My dad is in on the joke. It's been almost a month of pretending, and I feel like it's gone on too long to tell her the truth. What should I do?


Answer:

You’re a piece of shit and so is your dad.

Although your step-mom is also challenged if she’s fallen for it, probably. Milk it, I guess. When your dad inevitably gets tired of her you can reveal the truth to her along with the divorce and then bask in the fact that you and your dad are soulless freaks and probably ruined that poor woman’s life.

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1 month ago

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via cartel)

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via cartel)

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vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

(via africandad)

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