If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
You’re a piece of shit and so is your dad.
Although your step-mom is also challenged if she’s fallen for it, probably. Milk it, I guess. When your dad inevitably gets tired of her you can reveal the truth to her along with the divorce and then bask in the fact that you and your dad are soulless freaks and probably ruined that poor woman’s life.